TIME OUT! T.O. GETS OWN REALITY SHOW!?
He might be the biggest question mark in the 2006 fantasy draft. He’s definitely the most spoiled, arrogant jerk in it. And now Terrell Owens will be one of the most televised athletes in the country. We can barely contain our enthusiasm.
Banyan Productions - the geniuses behind shows such as Trading Places - has struck a deal with the self-centered, immature receiver to star in his own reality television show. It will be based around the perfectly logical theme of celebrity fitness.
“Terrell Owens is one of the most talked about and dominating athletes in all of sports. He’s also honest, articulate and one of the most physically fit competitors in the country. We’re looking forward to tapping into all of those qualities to create an original and groundbreaking series,�? said Banyan President Ray Murray.
There will be guests on the program, but don’t expect an appearance by Donovan McNabb. Ryan Leaf, however? That’s a different story. It would also be the greatest sign of the apocalypse since Paris Hilton was born.
How will this nonsense affect T.O.’s draft status? Well, he’ll be in good shape - but that’s nothing new. Will he actually stick around for an entire season or shoot his team in the cleats once more? Stay tuned.
